Margate Zine Club

I moved house last week back to back with coming back from Germany, and am exhausted, but here I am organising events. A little zine meet up in a lovely local cafe/record shop/yoga studio- plenty of vegan and gluten-free options. Free entry, and step-free, but sadly no disabled toilet (the toilets are upstairs).

Find out more info here.

Three new zines

I’ve got three new zines out . Each one is £2 (roughly 2.50 in USD or Euro) and available here.

Fanzine Ynfytyn 21
30 page 1/4 sized perzine on green paper

Going to Paris when you are broke, and managing to do it while the Charlie Hebdo shootings are going on.

  • Free Eurostar tickets
  • Walking miles and miles
  • French music magazines
  • €30 a night central Paris hotels, whose colour scheme can only be described as “depressed Willy Wonka”
  • Père Lachaise, Montmartre, Canal St Martin, St-Germain, Quartier Latin, Île St Louis, Jardin Luxembourg and a convenient view of the Eiffel Tower
  • Accidentally getting caught in a march of 1 million people
  • Zazie dans le Métro and other French film recommendations

Fanzine Ynfytyn 29
24 page 1/4 sized perzine on yellow paper

About Northern Italy. Travelling for work, and a last-minute trip to Lake Garda. You can see my photos of Lake Garda here.

  • Italy in the 90s
  • Getting sent to the wrong side of Italy by my job
  • Legnago, the most boring place in Italy
  • The joys of Italian electrics
  • Lake Garda then and now
  • The Name of the Rose
  • Catullus and an impromptu Latin lesson
  • Shadows of Fascism on Lake Garda
  • Invisible Cities

Film Photography 101
24 page 1/4 sized zine on green paper teaching you all the basics of film photography in a friendly jargon-free way.

  • Vintage camera types
  • How to fix common issues with second-hand cameras
  • How to clean vintage cameras
  • Lenses explained
  • Film types and sizes
  • Cross-processing
  • Uses of filters
  • Aperture explained
  • Shutter speed explained
  • The Sunny 16 rule
  • Exposure and EV rating
  • Tips for portraits
  • Tips for landscapes
  • The Rule of Thirds


August Zines-25% off

I‘m back in the UK until Weds, and able to send out zines again. However I can only do the small selection I have already printed up- new print runs will have to wait until my permanent return in September. With a bonus 25% off. Here’s what I’ve got:
Best of Fanzine Ynfytyn collection of articles from issues 1-12
Fanzine Ynfytyn 16– Weird grandparents and people I wanted to be when I grew up
Fanzine Ynfytyn 18– 80s video machines and spinach lasagne
Fanzine Ynfytyn 21– A trip to Paris when I’m totally broke, accidentally co-inciding with the Charlie Hebdo attacks
Fanzine Ynfytyn 22– Foxes and working on the ticket booth of Hampton Court Maze
Fanzine Ynfytyn 28– Three weeks travelling round Japan by train
Being Editors 1– Essays about children’s writer Diana Wynne Jones, author of Howl’s Moving
Little Whisper Smoke Signs– colour photography mini zine
Colouring Book zine– Have a guess
Snail and tree badges– vintage plastic brooches from the 1970s

Callout for articles about CS Lewis

Anyone thinking of writing an article for the zine should probably read this article I wrote first, to make sure we’re on the same page

Being Editors Issue 2 is on its way, after a long gestation. Issue One was about Diana Wynne Jones (and will soon be re-printed and available again). Issue Two is about C.S. Lewis. It was initially going to be a split issue about Lewis and Philip Pullman because I had too much malicious glee at putting those two together, but then it got too large and Pullman announced he was releasing a whole new series, so I’ll address him some other time.

I’m afraid I can’t pay for submissions– running a pseudo-academic zine about children’s books really is not a money-spinner, but you will get free copies of both this zine and some others as a sweetener. I also reserve the right to turn down articles or request changes to make a certain level of quality is maintained- (I haven’t had to do this so far with the great submissions I received for the previous issue, I should add)

I’ve got three Jewish contributors of varying religious/national backgrounds now. I would love to hear from Muslim, Hindu or Sikh contributors, and people who grew up in fundamental/extreme Christianity which they have now rejected.

Here’s a summary of the article outlines already in place and some topics I’d love to cover. If you can see a gap that you’d like to cover, please email me with a short summary of what you want to write about!

Rough deadline for articles is the 30th of September.

CS Lewis:

  • In which I re-read all of the Narnia books as an adult
  • The many ways in which The Last Battle is a hateful book
  • In which I re-read the Space Trilogy as an adult and realise how bizarre they are
  • That Hideous Strength as a guilty pleasure
  • Endless butter, bacon and Turkish Delight: Food in the Narnia books in the context of WWII & 50s rationing
  • Why don’t they teach logic at these schools? Wading through the terrible glut of “academic” literature about C.S.Lewis churned out by evangelical Bible institutions
  • The problem of Susan and Jane: Sexism in the Narnia & Space Trilogy books
  • King Arthur and C.S. Lewis
  • Re-watching the 80s BBC show, and comparing the Disney Narnia films
  • A.N. Wilson’s biography and Jack-a Biography, compared with Surprised by Joy & A Grief Observed
  • Can I really bring myself to read Mere Christianity without throwing it against the wall? (Update- no.)
  • CS Lewis and E.Nesbit- the dinosaur influenced by the radical
  • CS Lewis and George MacDonald
  • Narnia in Israel- (by Gili Bar-Hillel)

Articles I’d particularly like to receive

  • Racism & Orientalism in the Narnia – from a contributor with Middle Eastern or South Asian background
  • Growing up with Narnia in a hardcore Christian upbringing- from a contributor – did you grow up in ultra Christian surroundings where secular entertainment was banned or strongly discouraged?
  • Growing up with the Narnia books in a Muslim/Hindu/Sikh context- from contributors

I’m open to other article proposals for CS Lewis, but there’s so much material out there written from a totally uncritical evangelical American Protestant viewpoint. I’m not interested in that kind of article. Read this introduction I wrote to understand my own standpoint a bit better.

Here is the list of topics for future issues of Being Editors

Please get in touch if you’re dying to write an article about any of these authors. (I’m not covering Harry Potter – check out Sonorus for feminist perspectives on Harry Potter)

3- Edith Nesbit
4– Oliver Postgate
5- Tove Jansson
6– Susan Cooper, Alan Garner and Jenny Nimmo
7– The Phantom Tollbooth
8– Forgotten Classics
9– The Wizard of Oz

Zine orders close for summer 21st May

I’m going to be away a lot over the summer, so I’ll be closing my online shop down (until probably September) next Wednesday the 21st of May at 3pm GMT. This means that if you want some zines you need to order this week or wait several months. It also means I can only really do trades within the UK. As well as zines I’ve also got various badges, patches, prints, lengths of vintage ribbon etc. You can find the shop here. There are also wholesale prices available for distros.

What I currently have:
Being Editors 1– essays about children’s writer Diana Wynne Jones
Best of Fanzine Ynfytyn– collection of articles from issues 1-13
Colouring book zine– guess what? you colour it in
Keep It Clean– low stress cleaning/household tips
Film Photography 101– does what it says on the tin
Fanzine Ynfytyn 14– Vienna- all the schnitzels and dumplings you can eat
YF 15– Pointless board games and bad French jokes
YF16– Grandparents and their weird habits and people I wanted to be when I grew up
YF 16.5– 24hr zine about El Topo and Sedmikrasky and hometown boredom
YF 17– Why Mr Frosty sets are disappointing as an adult and lists about J.Mascis and cats
YF 18– 80s video hire and a delicious lasagne recipe
YF 19– Bulgaria and glasses wearing
YF 20– North Korea (a place I have not visited) and winning competitions
YF 21– Paris on a low-to-no-budget
YF 22– Foxes and being in charge of a maze
YF 23– Illness and trying to avoid “wellness culture” bullshit
YF 23.5– 24 hour zine about bees, quilting and modular synths
YF 24– Mirena IUDs in combo with PCOS and Prednisone
YF 25– Our Maxim from Almaty, and exploring the world of the ceiling
YF 26– The strange world of French campsites
YF 28-Japan on a budget
YF 29– Italy in the 90s and today

The Best of Fanzine Ynfytyn 1-13

best of 1
I’ve been doing my zine for around 10 years now. I’ve got a lot of back issues that are no longer in print for various reasons. I didn’t want to reprint the whole issues, but it seemed a shame to have them completely languishing in a folder, so I’ve made a compilation issue with articles from the first 13 issues. 40 pages, 30 articles, 12000 words for £3.50. Available here.


  • Why is your zine called that?
  • The man and the song come to blows
  • Pontefract 1982
  • A Cake is Baked
  • Banana cake recipe
  • I demand the return of the flexidisc
  • Junior school music lessons
  • Pancake politburos
  • Books about buses
  • Aubergine parmaggiana recipe
  • Things I would like to do
  • My bizarre English teacher
  • Exquisite corpse
  • Why I like going to the aquarium
  • Things I would like complete sets of
  • Things I always look for in charity shops
  • What does an amoeba have to worry about?
  • Things I’m currently looking for in charity shops
  • End of the pier
  • Childhood ambitions in review
  • Simulating painstaking digging
  • Canterbury
  • Top five napping albums
  • Haiku ode to Papa Hemingway (including getting a cease-and-desist from his grandson)
  • Nuclear sales
  • Multiple Small Pleasures
  • Things which are reassuringly the same every time
  • Things which I tend to like regardless of quality
  • The Sue Ryder sale
  • Crosswords I can and can’t do
  • The pains of learning ballet

Hello again


So I haven’t updated here for over a month, and updates have been thin on the ground all year. That’s mainly because I spent most of January and February working in Austria, most of March in Japan without a computer, and have been busy since I returned just over a week ago. There’s lots of photos of both countries still to come, once I finish sorting through the huge selection of them. You can see lots of pictures on my Instagram account now however.

yf 28 1

I have also written a zine about Japan, which is available from the shop now. Features Tokyo, Kyoto, Hiroshima, the Ghibli Museum, Seto Inland Sea and some very tame rabbits and deer.

Zines! Zines! Zines!


I return to the UK from Austria for just under a week this weekend, so I’ve re-opened my online shop for zine orders until Tuesday the 7th of March. All orders will be sent out by Weds the 8th of March. The shop then closes again while I’m in Japan, until further notice, so this is your chance. All prices include UK postage. International postage is extra, and automatically calculated by weight.


Colouring book zine
Fanzine Ynfytyn 12.5– 24hr zine about charity shop bargains
Fanzine Ynfytyn 14– Vienna- all the schnitzels and dumplings you can eat
Fanzine Ynfytyn 15– Pointless board games and bad French jokes
Fanzine Ynfytyn 16– Grandparents and their weird habits and people I wanted to be when I grew up
Fanzine Ynfytyn 16.5– 24hr zine about El Topo and Sedmikrasky and hometown boredom
Fanzine Ynfytyn 17– Why Mr Frosty sets are disappointing as an adult and lists about J.Mascis and cats
Fanzine Ynfytyn 18– 80s video hire and a delicious lasagne recipe
Fanzine Ynfytyn 19– Bulgaria and glasses wearing
Fanzine Ynfytyn 20– North Korea (a place I have not visited) and winning competitions
Fanzine Ynfytyn 22– Foxes and being in charge of a maze
Fanzine Ynfytyn 23– Illness and trying to avoid “wellness culture” bullshit
Fanzine Ynfytyn 23.5– 24 hour zine about bees, quilting and modular synths
Fanzine Ynfytyn 24– Mirena IUDs in combo with PCOS and Prednisone
Fanzine Ynfytyn 25– Our Maxim from Almaty, and exploring the world of the ceiling
Fanzine Ynfytyn 26– The strange world of French campsites