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Helmstedt used to be the last town in West Germany before you hit Checkpoint Alpha, the only place where you could drive between the two Germanies. (There’s a great museum there about the former border). Now it’s kind of the middle of nowhere. The coal mines have all closed, and a lot of people there work for Volkswagen in Wolfsburg about 20 miles away. It’s the kind of place German people are surprised and confused that I’ve visited. It has a weird feeling of being some regional market town in England, but in a parallel universe where lots of the details are slightly off (including having a “Woolworth”).
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I was staying one night in this old coaching inn on the town square. The cheap rooms were in the old stables.
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And here is my fairly spartan and bleak room (thankfully only for one night). I know for travel blogs you are supposed to pretend you live a charmed existence flitting from 5 star resort to boutique hotel, while being very photogenic, but my truth is that I frequently sleep in budget hotels in provincial towns.
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The town hall. Or Rathaus. Like many in Germany, there is a pub in the basement.
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This was a proper old man pub, inhabited by a grumpy old man with a moustache who asked me what I was taking a picture of. He was pleased I liked the style of the outside.
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Toto, we’re not in Berlin anymore
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Woolworths is still going in provincial Germany as a depressing Poundland type place, often with a weird selection of stock. Most of their stuff is total shit, but it’s very handy for cheap art materials and school play props for the kids at work.
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Unsure if actual old building with refaced bricks, or a ham-fisted attempt to make a new building fit in with all the half-timbered stuff in the old town.
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