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Austrian supermarkets sell mostly the same range of predictable mid-tier products. You know where you are with a Billa anywhere in the country. German supermarkets however are wild. €500 euro bottle of whiskey next to a deeply suspicious vat of €1 discount ham? With some washing machines just stacked up in the corner? No problem. They’ve got it all.
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I particularly like the products that haven’t changed their packaging design since the 70s.
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Mmmm, hemp chunks.
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How much can one banana cost, Michael?
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There’s also often a lot of themed decoration going on. He surveys his domain of condiments.
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Yes that is a knitted pig on the butcher’s counter.
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Germany produces an incredible array of really awful pre-packaged shots. The market leader, Party Klopfer, brands itself as “Germany’s loudest party drink”. No promises as to the taste or quality there, note.
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Feigling has a cool label, but tastes like absolute shit.
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All of these drinks are the same flavour- orange cola. Schwip-Schwap wins on name stakes by a long way, but Spezi is the one that tastes the best.
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Northern Germany loves salmiak. And so do I.
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A million kinds of Haribo, as is constitutionally required.
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Argenta is an East German chocolate company that is still going. And still making these weird marshmellows.
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Er, excuse me?
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There was also this pick and mix perfumed wax section. They didn’t sell any of the stuff you might need to use them like a wax burner, or tealights though.
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And also Munich souvenirs as an Oktoberfest special. Munich is 500 miles away from there.
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You also know you’re in northern Germany when they have Ottifanten branded everything.